Texans to TSA: You keep scanners, we'll keep privacy

From World Net Daily:

You've heard the Texas jokes, such as: A New Yorker points to Niagara Falls and tells a Texan, 'You don't have anything like that!' To which the Texan responds, 'Naw, but we got a plumber who can fix it in 30 minutes.'

But they don't joke about their rights and responsibilities, which is why they're considering a plan to impose jail time on federal workers who want to enforce Obamacare provisions and are in the hunt to be the first state to require presidential candidates to document their constitutional eligibility.

Now, a government advisory board in Austin, joined by a team of citizen groups, is asking the city council there to tell the federal Transportation Security Administration that the government can keep its invasive airport pat-down procedures and nude-imaging scanners, and they'll keep their privacy.