TSA: Trying To Fool Scanners With Clever Clothes Will Just Lead To A Pat-Down

From The Consumerist:

You might remember our story from July on Flying Pasties, the stickers that purported to hide your private bits from airport scanners. Those are just one of many products released in recent months attempting to cash in on travelers' anti-scanner attitudes. However, the TSA has made it pretty clear that all you're really doing when you walk through security carrying or wearing one of these products is asking for a pat-down.